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???? Content Marketing Civil War: The Infinity War Nobody Asked For ????

In a move that has shaken the very foundations of nerdy LinkedIn posts everywhere, Brian Dean — the man who basically turned “write better content” into a religion — has stepped back from Backlinko and is now whispering SEO sweet-nothings into Semrush’s ear.

Meanwhile, Glen Allsopp, the Batman of uncovering secret affiliate networks, has decided to go full Robin and join Ahrefs, presumably to make sure they still rank #1 when the machines take over.


???? Brian Dean, Part-Time SEO Dad

Dean announced he’ll now be working with Semrush “part-time,” which in SEO years means:

  • 1 day per week writing 8,000-word guides on “How To Rank #1 By 2045”
  • 6 days meditating on keyword intent under a waterfall
  • Occasionally descending from the mountain to remind us that skyscraper content is still a thing

Semrush reportedly doubled its traffic value overnight by buying Backlinko, meaning they can finally flex on Ahrefs at conferences by saying, “Oh, you only have $1.2M in traffic value? Cute.”


????️ Glen Allsopp: SEO Vigilante Joins Ahrefs

On the other side of the internet, Glen Allsopp sold Detailed.com to Ahrefs — giving them:

  • A browser extension with 450k weekly users
  • An excuse to ship one (1) feature per year faster
  • The most polite Brit in SEO now forced to say “Ahrefs” out loud without flinching

Glen claims nothing will change for users. Which is exactly what someone says before launching a $19/mo “Pro” plan that adds the revolutionary ability to see H2s.


???? Keyword Cage Match 2025

This is not just M&A — this is SEO Infinity War.

  • Semrush now controls the #2 spot for “link building” (because nothing says victory like pushing Ahrefs to #3).
  • Ahrefs gains a man whose life’s work is exposing shady PBN empires, presumably to protect their own shady PBN empire.
  • Moz remains in the corner, quietly live-blogging their own obsolescence.

???? Who Wins?

The real winners here are:

  • SEO newsletter writers who just got a month of content handed to them
  • LinkedIn “thought leaders” who now have a reason to post crying selfies with captions like, “Brian Dean changed my life.”
  • Google, who is watching all of us fight for SERP scraps while they roll out 14 new AI features that ignore everything we do