Terms of Use

Effective Date: 9/5/2025

Welcome to HuntleyChat.com (“Website,” “Site,” “we,” “our,” or “us”). By accessing or using this Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use. If you do not agree, you must immediately stop using the Site.

1. Satirical and Fictional Content

All content published on HuntleyChat.com is satire, parody, humor, or complete fabrication.

  • Nothing on this Site should be interpreted as factual, reliable, or a source of real news.
  • Any resemblance to actual persons (living or dead), places, businesses, events, or facts is purely coincidental or deliberately satirical.
  • Do not rely on this Site for factual information, legal guidance, medical advice, or financial decisions.

2. No Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law:

  • HuntleyChat.com disclaims all warranties (express or implied).
  • We are not liable for any damages (direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, punitive) arising from use of this Site, including but not limited to emotional distress, financial loss, or your Aunt Karen sharing one of our articles on Facebook thinking it was real.

3. User Conduct

By using the Site, you agree not to:

  • Misrepresent our satirical content as factual.
  • Use the Site for unlawful purposes.
  • Attempt to hack, disrupt, or otherwise interfere with the Site.

4. Intellectual Property

All content (text, graphics, images, logos, parodies, and satirical works) is the property of HuntleyChat.com and is protected under applicable copyright and trademark laws. Limited sharing is permitted for non-commercial purposes with proper attribution.

The Site may include links to external websites. These are provided for amusement or reference only. We are not responsible for third-party content or practices.

6. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Illinois, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes must be resolved exclusively in state or federal courts located in Illinois.

7. Modification of Terms

We may update these Terms at any time without notice. Continued use of the Site means you accept the current Terms.

8. Disclaimer of Defamation & Harm

Content on HuntleyChat.com is intended purely for satirical, comedic, and entertainment purposes. No statement, implication, or depiction on this Site is intended to defame, harm, or misrepresent any person, business, or organization. Any resemblance is coincidental or parody.

9. No Duty to Correct

We have no obligation to update, correct, or remove any satirical content once published, even if circumstances change or the subject of parody finds it objectionable.

10. First Amendment Protection

This Site is protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, which guarantees freedom of speech, satire, parody, and humor. HuntleyChat.com operates within the bounds of applicable U.S. law.

11. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless HuntleyChat.com, its owners, employees, and affiliates from any claims, damages, liabilities, costs, or expenses (including legal fees) arising out of your use of the Site, reliance on content, or violation of these Terms.

12. Jurisdiction & Class Action Waiver

All disputes shall be resolved individually in the courts of Illinois. By using this Site, you waive any right to participate in class actions or collective proceedings against HuntleyChat.com.

13. No Professional Advice

Content on this Site is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice. Do not rely on it for decision-making of any kind.