PALO ALTO, CA — In a bold move to disrupt both the camping and housing markets, Tesla today unveiled the CyberWanderer, an all-electric RV that CEO Elon Musk described as “basically a giant power bank you can sleep on.”
The CyberWanderer features:
- 0 Bedrooms, 0 Bathrooms, Infinite Vibes – The interior is a completely empty space “to maximize optionality,” according to Tesla. Customers can furnish it themselves, or simply sit cross-legged in quiet reflection, charging off the vehicle’s 900-mile range.
- Self-Driving Campsite – The RV can autonomously locate the nearest scenic overlook and park itself at a perfect Instagram angle, then tweet a passive-aggressive subtweet about diesel RVs.
- Starlink Ceiling – The roof doubles as a Starlink dish, so you can livestream your off-grid lifestyle while still posting TikToks about how much you hate society.
Early adopters say the new Tesla RV is perfect for “digital nomads who like nature, but also like running AI models from the woods.”
Musk promised future updates will allow the RV to deploy solar wings, transform into a cyber-tent, and eventually “drive you to Mars where the HOA rules are way looser.”