Just when you thought seafood couldn’t get any weirder…
Now introducing: SHRIMP WITH A GLOW-UP. Literally.
Southwind Foods is recalling frozen shrimp after it was possibly exposed to Cesium-137—aka that stuff from science class that should not be marinating next to your cocktail sauce.
🚨 Affected brands:
- Sand Bar
- Best Yet
- Arctic Shores Seafood Co.
- Great American Seafood Imports
- First Street
📍 Shipped to: AL, AZ, CA, MA, MN, PA, UT, VA, WA
If your shrimp came from one of these and looks like it’s been cast in a Marvel origin story… 🚫DO NOT EAT.🚫
⚠️ No illnesses reported yet… but unless you want to start glowing like a glowstick at Coachella, maybe check your freezer.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? Who let the shrimp hang out in the nuclear reactor shipping lounge?? 💀💀
Anyway, the FDA says toss it or return it. Your DNA will thank you.
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