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🦐✨BREAKING: RADIOACTIVE SHRIMP??✨🦐

Just when you thought seafood couldn’t get any weirder…
Now introducing: SHRIMP WITH A GLOW-UP. Literally.

Southwind Foods is recalling frozen shrimp after it was possibly exposed to Cesium-137—aka that stuff from science class that should not be marinating next to your cocktail sauce.

🚨 Affected brands:

  • Sand Bar
  • Best Yet
  • Arctic Shores Seafood Co.
  • Great American Seafood Imports
  • First Street

📍 Shipped to: AL, AZ, CA, MA, MN, PA, UT, VA, WA
If your shrimp came from one of these and looks like it’s been cast in a Marvel origin story… 🚫DO NOT EAT.🚫

⚠️ No illnesses reported yet… but unless you want to start glowing like a glowstick at Coachella, maybe check your freezer.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? Who let the shrimp hang out in the nuclear reactor shipping lounge?? 💀💀

Anyway, the FDA says toss it or return it. Your DNA will thank you.

#Shrimpocalypse #RadioactiveRavioli #SeafoodSaga #FDAAlert #NuclearNuggets #GlowInTheDarkGumbo #WhatAreWeEvenEatingAnymore

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