Just when you thought seafood couldn’t get any weirder…
Now introducing: SHRIMP WITH A GLOW-UP. Literally.
Southwind Foods is recalling frozen shrimp after it was possibly exposed to Cesium-137—aka that stuff from science class that should not be marinating next to your cocktail sauce.
???? Affected brands:
- Sand Bar
- Best Yet
- Arctic Shores Seafood Co.
- Great American Seafood Imports
- First Street
???? Shipped to: AL, AZ, CA, MA, MN, PA, UT, VA, WA
If your shrimp came from one of these and looks like it’s been cast in a Marvel origin story… ????DO NOT EAT.????
⚠️ No illnesses reported yet… but unless you want to start glowing like a glowstick at Coachella, maybe check your freezer.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? Who let the shrimp hang out in the nuclear reactor shipping lounge?? ????????
Anyway, the FDA says toss it or return it. Your DNA will thank you.
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