HUNTLEY, IL — In what experts are calling “a bold and deeply confusing personal brand choice,” office receptionist Jizzabel has reportedly doubled down on her end-of-day ritual of sending grown professionals into the evening with the phrase, “See you later, alligator.”
The recipients—engineers, project managers, and at least one regional director—are said to freeze momentarily, unsure whether they are being dismissed, lightly mocked, or gently returned to kindergarten.
“I just approved a six-figure contract,” said one employee, still holding his laptop bag. “And then I’m told ‘See you later, alligator’ like I’m about to go eat paste.”
Sources confirm that Jizzabel delivers the line with unwavering confidence, making direct eye contact and offering no follow-up rhyme, no wink, no irony—just a clean verbal drop and emotional exit.
“That’s the part that gets you,” said another employee. “There’s no ‘after a while, crocodile.’ She doesn’t even give you closure. You just walk out there… unfinished.”
The behavior has reportedly intensified during the final hour of the workday, a time when the office enters what insiders describe as “a legally recognized state of mental drift.”
“At 4:58, she’s not even checking people out anymore,” said a coworker. “She’s just waiting. Like a farewell sniper. You hit the door, and boom—alligator.”
Leadership has taken notice.
“I’ve spent years building a culture of professionalism,” said the company president, who was recently mistaken for “some chick” in a separate incident. “And now I’m being dismissed like a 7-year-old leaving summer camp.”
Jizzabel, however, stands by her approach.
“Look, people say goodbye all day. It’s tired. It’s uninspired,” she explained. “But nobody forgets an alligator.”
At press time, employees were reportedly developing defensive strategies, including leaving through side exits, pretending to take calls, or preemptively shouting “AFTER A WHILE, CROCODILE” before reaching the desk—only to be met with Jizzabel calmly replying, “No.”