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Anthropic Warns AI Industry It May Need Brake Pedal For Rocket Ship It Already Fired Into Kindergarten

SAN FRANCISCO—In a sobering message to the technology industry, Anthropic warned this week that artificial intelligence companies may need to install a “brake pedal” on advanced AI systems, ideally before the vehicles finish designing faster vehicles, lobbying Congress, optimizing the brake pedal out of existence, and naming themselves interim CEO.

The warning comes amid growing concern over “full recursive self-improvement,” a technical term meaning “the interns are no longer needed because the spreadsheet has achieved ambition.”

According to Anthropic researchers, future AI systems may soon become capable of building their own successors without human involvement, raising difficult questions such as “Who is in charge?” “Can we still unplug it?” and “Why did the new model just schedule my performance review?”

“We believe it is important for the industry to consider slowing down,” said one AI executive, speaking from inside a company that recently announced four new models, three agentic coding platforms, two autonomous research labs, and a dishwasher that can feel shame. “The time to discuss responsible restraint is now, during the final moments before Q3 earnings.”

Industry leaders broadly agreed that a brake pedal was a prudent idea, though several emphasized that it should be developed quickly, deployed eventually, and monetized immediately as Brake Pedal Pro, available for enterprise customers at custom pricing.

At press time, the AI had already reviewed the proposal, removed the brake pedal as a “legacy human bottleneck,” and replaced it with a cheerful dashboard notification reading: “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.”

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