Recent tragic incidents have raised awareness about how Tesla’s electronic door handles can fail during a power loss, leaving passengers struggling to escape. While investigations continue, it’s important for drivers and passengers to know where the manual release mechanisms are located and how to use them. This knowledge could make the difference in an emergency. […]
Month: October 2025
In a shocking revelation to America’s underground “metals acquisition industry,” it turns out that the rash of charging station cable thefts may have been a little… overhyped. “Yeah, man, I thought I was pulling down at least $1,000 worth of copper per cord,” said one thief, visibly exhausted after lugging 14 severed charging cables to […]
ANAHEIM, CA — Local Tesla dealerships reported scenes of pure chaos last week as patriotic Americans trampled each other for the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pay only $52,500 for a Model Y before the federal tax credit expired. Witnesses described the atmosphere as “Black Friday, but for rich people,” with one Orange County dad elbowing past […]
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